Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Why I am a neurotic mess and also why I have NO toys by Archie

Archie here. I thought I would show you life here with PL1+2 from MY perspective in case you get a warped perspective from HER....Now this took place only this morning but is a daily occurence. Here I am happily enjoying myself(ALONE) with a little toy.I am in the flower room which has her STUPID bomb shelter.Can you see me looking over my shoulder (like A THOUSAND TIMES) because I hear HER coming in.....I told her to get out and leave me alone and let me play with my little toy and she said Oh Sure...but can you see the evil grin on her face?????????

So here I am one minute later.Notice I no longer have my little toy but if you listen carefully you will hear it squeaking FROM UNDER HER STUPID BOMB SHELTER.........

If that is not nervy enough she then comes HALF WAY OUT of the stupid bomb shelter WITH MY LITTLE TOY....can you see her stupid head poking out??????

AND THIS IS HOW IT ENDED................................

So now you can see why I have no toys..........Love Archie,with life from MY perspective


Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Poor Archie, I feel for you pal! That's why I prefer being an only dog; I don't believe in sharing! J x

Deetz said...

I am so sorry Archie. I would leave you alone and let you play with your probably not.

Gus said...

Poor Arch. You and I seem to have pretty similar problems. Except,,,,Teka kills my toys right in front of me.


Unknown said...

Poor Archie. Why don't you do what I do when my big sister Jessie has any toys in her possession? I just take it from her! Even if I don't want to play with it, I take it anyway, just to show her who's boss.

Your pal,

Joe Stains said...

This is so sad, I am nearly crying here :(

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Louie does the same thing.. He has learned lately that he really enjoys playing fetch with the tennis ball. He has his own favorite one that has no fur left on it.. Mom throws it to me and he runs and gets it..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

jaffeboy said...

Archie Archie Archie... what can I say. U R just tooooo nice.

BTW, MaMa & PaPa LOVE the picture of both of you looking for your Provolone!!!!

Sophie Brador said...

Archie, This is precisely why I refuse to have siblings. I don't want anyone messing with my sh... stuff.

Molly the Airedale said...

Poor, Archie! You're such a good brother to always share with Agatha! We sure hope she appreciates you and realizes what a gem you are!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Niamh said...

I can see that your life is very difficult. I'd bury my toys if I were you so she couldn't find them.

Your friend,

Lorenza said...

Hi, Archie!
I really don't know what to say but sure is sad what you have to suffer everyday!
Yskr s nsp snf you will feel better after that!
Kisses and hugs

the many Bs said...

oh poooooor Archie, you are such an abused pupster. it's so sad when your own sister takes your toys away and takes them to her bomb shelter. we hope that someday soon (maybe today!!!!!) you will get some new toys and if Agatha gets some too, then maybe you will both have one to play with. Agatha 10, Archie 1. maybe????? we hope you can play with at least 1 toy.


Rudy said...

Hi Archie!

Nice to meet you, I'm Rudy. I have a Bedlington Terrier friend named Titus that lives in the Boston area. If you see him say hi for me!
I gave up guarding toys; I'm one boy against 3 Bedlington girls and that's not good! Only when we get a foster doggie do I get antsy about 'my' toys...


Noah the Airedale said...

I sympathise with you. Everything I get given to me is destroyed by either Lucy or Tess. Girls are control freaks (I don't put Willow is this catagory). We need to rebel. Any ideas??


Girl Girl Hamster said...

Poor Archie. You poor dog. I hope you get your own new toys soon

~ Girl girl

Faya said...

Poor Archie, I am so sorry for you. But I have an idea.... Wait and see....hihihi...Kisses, Faya

Amber-Mae said...

Oh Archie, you look sooo sad! You should just try snatching from Agatha. What a sad sad post this is...

Butt shakes,
Solid Gold Dancer

Asta said...

Oh Archie
I am so sowwy..this is tewwible but I happen to know she loves you..she wote me and said she is nuwsing you cause you have tewwible itchies and hot spots..but I do think she should let you have youw toys..
would you like me to come help Nuwse
love and smoochie kisses

Patience-please said...

Archie, maybe we can help. Even though the boys outnumber the girls (5 to 4) in our house, the boys understand that the girls rule. (SIGH) So here's our top secret plan (ssshhhhhhhh!) we get a toy we DON'T want and act like it's the cat's a$$. Then we look all sad when the bossy b takes it. (hee hee hee hee) Then we go get the toy we really want and go WILD and CRAZY (quietly in the next room so they don't notice). Then another bossy b that we forgot about comes and steals it.

OK. So really? boydogs can't win.

empathetic wags from the boy whippets

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Oh Arch Dog - I feel for you! And she sure roughs a toy up!

Bussie Kissies

Stanley said...

Aw, ArchMan!

I feel your pain. Believe me, I do. Just be glad to know you're not the only one. It seems that Agatha has imparted her skills at annoyance to my sissy, Stella. We should have those 2 live together and get some peace and alone time with our toys.

Goober love & sympathetic smooches,

Dexter said...

I feel your pain. A similar thing happens to me. Pee-wee takes my stuffies and then of course I have to get them back and when I try to defend myself from further theft, master takes the stuffie and puts it on the mantel. There are more stuffies on the mantel than in Mango range.


Toffee said...

Archie -

I think that you are just being the gentleman that you truly are to let Agatha play with your toys...what a polite man you are! Let me tell you - you are way different than my brother Riley who is a tyrannical meanie and steals EVERYTHING of mine even my dinner if mom isn't watching carefully. Occasionally I give him the "what for"...


pee-ess: I was a little worried that there was a monster in the bomb shelter until I saw Agatha's cranium!

Frasier said...

I will never ask for a sibling!
I dont do well at sharing toys

wally said...

Poor Archie. Fortunately I'm the only stuffie player in this house (the new guy we're not sure about yet, though he's terrified of me and unlikely to steal from me).


ps. Wow--your mom practically knows Ted Kennedy's dogs--how cool is THAT?? Oh, and Senator Kennedy, too.

Eric said...

Archie. I'm sad for you pal. How could my twinny be so naughty with you when you are so kind to her? I wouldn't do that Arch, we could play tug or stickies together.Yep have to face it Archie, all girlies seem to be a tease . . .

No wags, Eric

Harry said...

Aw, Archie, what a little minx she is. Makes me glad I don't like toys, as it's bad enough that Cassidy steals all the chews, bones etc!

Toodle pip
Harry x