Monday, March 3, 2008

Supreme Allied Commander Reporting

OK this is what is going on in the house of A+SA(Supreme allied commander agatha of course) PL2 says she feels like she is in a Fun house(for more than one reason!!) So first she called our traditional Vet.....Guess what...not here today!!So PL2 asks for the Dr who is covering for him...the secretary gets all antsy and asks what it is about...OK this is where PL2 gets a little nuts(and it is only 8am)and PL2 says it is a long story that I do not feel necessary to share with you,just please have them call me back!!! and guess of 7:30pm THEY HAVEN"T!!!! Oh yeah,PL2 is angry now.Bye 1 pm when she realized no one was going to call back she remembered she had an email address from the vet that took care of me when I had that ahem emergency pee problem(I always do everything on an emergency basis,makes for more fun) and she wrote back "No worries,We are required by law to report any bite wound.Nothing will happen to either Aggie or Archie.They are both up to date on their rabies and nothing more will come from this, It is just a formality"PL2 is still apoplectic,because WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????? and why have either one of us ever had this happen before??And what if it does?Do you get a certain amount of tries and then you are out???? Oh brother,So this Vet is going to tell our Vet of our concerns and he will get back to us.PL2 tried to put us together today,but I AM NOT ready because when HE came near my allied commander cone/pillow I let out a growl and PL2 OK we get the message.BUT my stupid brother did not get the message and kept barking at me through the gate...this did not please PL2 at all.So after a sweet potato chew,lambs ear, full carrot and STILL the barking she said that's it we are going for a ride in the car.Here is the funny part......she carried me down almost the whole way and then stopped to look at the mail...and I went down the rest of the stairs myself!! Ha ha ha ha ha.But I really am still limping but PL2 has noticed that I do walk a little better without my pillow on......but once off BAM I lick my war injury!!!! So we went for a ride and PL2 was feeling so crazed that she did something she has not done IN ALONG TIME...She went to a MCDONALDS!!!!!!!AND WE GOT 2 FRENCH FRIES EACH!!!!!! THEY RULE!!!!! PL2 was mumbling something about they were the best french fries in the world and this healthy stuff is for the birds who needs it.....and no one has any manners anymore when they answer the phone,and I think she is still mumbling.So all in all a great day for us.Archie and I are thinking of opening our own McDonalds franchise.......Keep ya posted!!


Isis said...

Hello! My name is Isis. My sister, works in a vet clinic. Lacy Lulu Hudson asked me to stop by and help out? I'm not sure what i can do for you, but anything you need, just ask!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Um Aggie...did u breathe the whole time you were postin' that?? seem a little tense. Has the stress of Archie's back injury put you over the edge? All the hours of nursing care you had to give him...Seems to ME its


That could at least mean an entire bag of Mickey D's fried every day. How you are goin' to keep ur girlish figure could be a struggle

Hey I think Mumsie's gonna take ME to the bone cracker for my seizures...outta be entertaining...this guy usually does horses. If I come outta there neighing, it's gonna be all PL2's fault. $'s worth a crack...HAHAHAHAAAA!! Oh, that was terrible.

Stop lickin' ur leggie,'s counterproductive. Make Archie do it!!


Oh...Scruffy said to tell u his phone needs to be charged. Sorry.

Gus said...

As you might remember, I am a great fan of Steak and Shake. BUT I think Mickey D does the better fries. They are yummy. More grease to the inch, I am sure.


Asta said...

um supweme commandew, Wow fwench fwies..I love fwench fwies..I'm glad at least you got that..Pl2 must be beside hewself..what eejuts these people awe at the vetses and at the place whewe they make these stoopid law that none of us has evew heawd of befowe by the way!!!...I think allof you need a big vacation...sunshine, fwesh aiw. lots of space and no places whewe you can wench knees ow backs ow legses..whew...I love youget some good sneep
smoochie kisses

Joe Stains said...

woah I can't believe I know a stone cold criminal, SO COOL! I cannot believe you got FRIES, I am supremely jealous. Can you command my humans to take me to McDonalds?

the many Bs said...

you poor kids. you have been through a lot and Agatha is wearing that cone/pillow and Archie is a criminal and PL2 is a nervous mess. we don't blame her for being mad at the vets for not calling back. our mom is still waiting for Dr. Watson to call back from 2 weeks ago! that dumb bunny - he's on her bad list and that's not a good place to be. so at least you got the french fries. that's a rare treat that we have never tasted. we're gonna beg mom real hard the next time we go on a car ride to do drive thru for us. so now you need to take it easy and heal your wounds without licking them. we're gonna try to find one of those cool pillow/cones in case Benson needs one. we're hoping that the t-shirt works but you never know....
thanks for the good advice. we'll keep you posted. and you two keep out of trouble, okay? just for a little while, until Archie gets his criminal record wiped clean.


Girl Girl Hamster said...

I never had french fries before... but I heard they are yummy. If you doggies open a McD franchies can I get some fries from you?

~ Girl girl

Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Hey pals, that vet stuff sounds super annoying. I hope your usual vet is able to clear it all up for you. But looking on the bright side; at least you got fries! J x

Molly the Airedale said...

We had fries on Friday when dad took us all to the Glenwood! Aren't they just to-die-for?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Dexter said...

My Momma says that eating at McDonald's is like taking a setative (plus I get french fries).

Your vet sounds like a big dope. I went to the Master Chew Sits web site and looked up dog bites. All I found was this

which just says that the owner is liable for damage their dog does (well, duh).

Hang tough, you guys.

cookie said...

Supreme Allied Commander,
We troops are ready for your orders. If you want us to kidnap the white coat, and hold her hostage until this is resolved, let us know.

Mom says, that some states have a, bite # policy. (she knows because our brother was on the "watch list" once) These states keep track of how many times a dog bites, then they go on a list. Most white coats don't really count siblings or house mates.

We hope this helps.
Cookie and crew

William Tell said...

There is a "3 Bites and You're Out" law in our town, but it does NOT apply to biting another dog, only peoples. Methinks the person you talked to might not know what she's talking about. Best to clear this up with the vet himself.

And if Archie makes the 10 Most Wanted List, can we have his autograph?

William Tell

Caz and Ludo the cool dude said...

wow supreme allied commander you look cool in your collar. I don't ever want to hurt myself but if i do i would want a collar like that,especially with my brother in the army we would look cool together. Hope you get well soon.

Ludo the cool dude

Sophie Brador said...

Yikes! This is insanity. Listen A's, if you need to hide out, you can always come north and hide out in Montreal. We'll be like your safe house until all this craziness blows over. We'll change your names to Marie-Claude and Jean-Jacques. No one will ever know.


Lenny said...


Sophie's idea is good to hide out, but maybe you should take off the Supreme Commander collar so Canada doesn't think you're invading.

Hope your vet clears things up - SOON!

Your friend, Lenny

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

I am so sorry you are all having such a bad time.

May good health, love and luck follow you and all be well and calm soon.

love and worried licks, marvin xxxx

Isis said...

Hello! I see i see. Now, down here in md, we don't have that same rule.

I don't work in an ER, but i work in a traditional vet clinic. The way it works through us, is if an animal bites another animal, no, it does not get reported to anyone. It goes on the animals record in our clinic, but thats it.

If an animal bites a HUMAN, thats when they break out the quarantine rule. Its a ten day quarantine- to make sure the animal doesn't have rabies. Its just a safety precaution (and i've never seen any really come back having rabies). Usually, if the animal had rabies, it will pass away in this time and they have to send it out for testing. (which is a pretty sad test if you don't know what they do)

We report it to the health department only if its one of OUR people that gets bit. Most of the time its up to the owner to do it. If you're up to date on rabies, usually its nothing at all. Just something they do.

Any other questions? i feel like there was something else i needed to add... but i can't remember, if it comes to me, i'll be back!

Frasier said...

I hope you get that cone off soon!

Urban Smoothie Read said...

wat's that think in ur head..!

btw,,... i love to be a waitress in ur new McD..

then i can work while eating at the same time...

Luna "The Scruffy Yacht Dog" said...

I think that your sub vet is a idiot!
Hopefully it be righted.
Your neck jewelry compliments your eyes!

Lun-a tic

Patience-please said...

We think there is some confusion at that vet's. Bites between housemates happen because, duh... we're DOGS! It's what we do! We hope everything gets back to normal sooner than soon for you guys and your PLs.

wags from the whippets

Noah the Airedale said...

Hey you two we hope you're all ok, sounds like you're going through a yucky time at the moment. We sure hope you get it all sorted soon. We hate to see you all so worried. It does seem strange.
The french fries sound pretty darn good!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Jan Price said...

We are so sorry to read about these misadventures. Very stressful for all. We hope things get better very soon.


Stanley said...

Hey, Aggie Girl!

Love the cammo; bummer about why you're wearing it. I can't believe that Archie is a wanted dog! Watch out! Those bounty hunters may be busting through your door any day now!

Personally, I agree with your mama. McDonald's french fries are the BEST in the entire world, though I WILL NOT turn my nose up to any french fry. Sounds to me like the Micky D's break did the trick for you two.

SOrry I've been gone for so long! I've missed you guys, and have been slowly catching up with your goings on. My girl is laughing at PL1 that he is now a "believer". Sounds like the kooky chiropractor knows what she's doing.

If you like, my girl can make you both tie dye onesies (she makes them for all of her friends who are expecting hooman pups). She can even put a hole in the booty of it for your tails. Let me know and I'll see what I can do.

Truckloads of healing goober smooches are heading your way for you, Archie, and your mama! Be sure to take all you need. They won't run out!

Goober love & smooches,

Maya and Kena said...

We're glad the injury is healing!! And we're happy to know that the bite's not a big deal.
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena