Sunday, January 31, 2010

WHAT THE............????!!!@@@#!@#!@#$@#

I don't have a lot of time to write...I have been VERY VERY VERY busy....WHAT you may ask is that Agatha??? WHAT IS THAT?? WHAT IS THAT???? THAT IS THE ONCE ENTRANCE TO MY BOMB SHELTER....wait a minute I have to breathe deeply for a minute...AND DO YOU SEE SOMEONE'S STUPID TAIL STICKING OUT ON THE TOP OF THE BED???? DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS>>>> wait a second breathe in breathe out.....OK... You can tell who it is by it's stupid puffiness not by it's lovley chic groomed long adorable way my tail goes....IT IS ARCHIES...MY STUPID BROTHER......ok wait I will explain......He is trying a TAKE OVER yes you read that right A TAKE OVER OF MY BOMB SHELTER.... PL2 heard him say ,or shall I say GRUMBLE that why should she get that and she has a blender and a frig and all I have is a stupid flat screen TV and that it would be a great place to bring the boys and yada yada yada yada..... So what does PL2 do?? WHAT DOES SHE DO?????? She sits ME down and says Agatha maybe you could just let him borrow it every once in awhile.......ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? Let boys in there to stink it up??? Oh be still my heart.... I would be cleaning up ALL THE TIME after them....Have you ever seen Scruffy"s house after a game??
Why can't he be happy just on TOP of the bomb shelter????????

Oh woe is be cont.................

Music...I gotta get out of this neighborhood by BB King......(wait a minute and listen to the words..hmmmph)


Niamh said...

Oh dear Agatha! Your bomb shelter will never be the same. Brothers are known to cause problems in everything they do.

In answer to you question about our snow, we don't have any plows. I don't think the people in our county even know what a snow plow is.

Your friend,

Bocci said...

What an hilarious post-and great music, too! Oh how I feel your pain...
Talk with you soon!

Molly the Airedale said...

You need to nip this in the bud, Agatha! This cannot happen! Your bomb shelter will never be the same ever again!
A coatamundi is a furry animal in the raccoon family!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Bobby said...

I do not like sharing my bed and never with girls. I might let Archie on, a mess and stinky sounds good.

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh! Agatha!
How PL2 let that happened!
I mean... she is a girl and she must know!
I hope you find a solution... ASAP!
Kisses and hugs

Gus said...

Sigh..Brothers are not what they are cracked up to be. Gussie has decided he want to sleep UNDER the covers too. Sheesh. That is my space, just like the bomb shelter is YOURS. Would you like me to come help you move him out? Gussie has moved back to the foot of the bed, once I told him what I could do to parts.

Teka Toy

Dexter said...

Miss Agatha,
The times are changing. How odd that your bomb shelter has become so appealing to Mr. Archie all of a sudden. I wonder if perhaps he is curious about the girl smells from all you slumber parties.

Well, too bad for him, right? What's yours is yours.


Oskar said...

Agatha, I'm sorry this predicament has you singing the blues. I hope it works itself out quickly!

Eric said...

Twinnie. Are you sure it's Archie who is taking over your bomb shelter? Looks to me like it could be are you sitting down Ags? You might need to)shock...horror...PL2!!!! Yep. Who stuffed those squillions of boxes in your bombie??? Highly suspect. Then her strange behaviour. Taking you to one side for a talk. Tell Arch not to worry we can manage a boysie night on top of the bombie. Good place to lob a few stinkie bombies at you girlies underneath.

Wiry loves Eric xxx

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...


You have our sympathy. We know what it's like to live with boys!! YUCK!

Lilly and Carrleigh

McGillicutty said...

Okay, Agatha, what's the problem with the boys? We are just the greatest, and what would you do without us? We are NOT stinky, just, well interesting. You smell us and you know where we have trekked. I think you should totally share with Archie!

Notes by Nina said...

Oh boy....!

You've got yourself a dilemma! What are we gunna do with your brother? Here's what I say: kick him out! :) He can go find himself a new location, may I suggest the couch??

much love

Kess And Her Mama said...

Don't panic Agatha! Time to put on the thinking cap and work out a war strategy to boot Archie out of YOUR bomb shelter. Keep us posted.

Candylei said...

Stand by your brother. Then he will be very nice to you and let you eat first and pick the best, softest spot to nap, and he will protect you...we can only dream! In the meantime hold Boston together for us.

Unknown said...

WT???? Boys in the bunker! Where's my invite? Come on archie... you still have one case of dogs left right? I never received those other two.. winky wink.. never.


Sally said...

Oh no! Why do brothers do that? Paddy has been getting closer and closer to my bed - he now sleeps at the entrance and I have to jump over him to get in or out! Soon he will be in there! He has his own bed - why does he want to take over my space? We must formulate a plan - a moat? A gate?

Sally and Paddy

tula monstah said...

Agatha- i heard your shriek all the way in marlborough! yowser- arch sure can be pushy. the worst is PL2 going along with it. i mean can't a girl have privacy. i'm with ya. let me kow if i can help.. i am pretty big!heh heh.


The Black and Tans. said...

Golly Agatha this is indeed a dire situation. Look on the positive side you only have one brother..........

Could you not practice some flying attacks at those boxes? I am sure they would look so much more decorative with teeth marks in!


Inky and Molly said...

No, no way! You tell them who's boss! Stand your ground Missy. Your bomb shelter, no one else's!!!

Asta said...

My deew Sweet aboosed Agatha..bweef deeply and slowly!!1
I can hawdly believe my eaws..youw bomb sheltew that you decowated and fixed up to be a howplace..hoomans came fwom all ovew the wowld to admiwe it and now this?????

I can hawdly bweafe myself..this is neaw twagic, and I am shocked, shoked beyond wowds that Awchie(who I aways held in the hightest wegawd and esteem and accepted as my date fow the closing cewemonies of mango minstew ) he woulddo such a thing????/cigaw smoke and beew and smelly snausages and dog knows what else and gweasy paws fwom eating fwied chicken and chips wiped on youw gowgeous bed????

I feel faint..I'll have to talk latew
smoochie kisses

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Um...this is just wrong.

The gaseous emissions alone would straighten my naturally curly hair...

They'd probably ruin my highlights too.

I thought PL2 was just supposed to close the door. So now she's usin' it for STORAGE?

Aggie...remain strong...keep breathing...


Sally Ann and Andy said...

Oh Agatha,
What will you do? You are so put upon. Why do they treat you in such as a way?
Sally Ann

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Fenway said...

That put me in such a righteous mood.

I'm goin' to go look for my axe, Lucille, and sing the blues.

Your free wheelin' friend,
Bro' Fenway

Princess Patches said...

We sure hope you two get that sorted out! I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be good to have poker games in YOUR bomb shelter, Agatha! Boyz are just too messy!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Oh poor Aggie dear. At least you have BB singing the blues for you!

Maybe it is time for Archie to get to use the bomb shelter too.Just for the big game? You have good cleaning skills and it would just be one day.Anywhooo, let us know what happens.
AireSmooches, BabyRD

ScrapsofMe said...

Bitey him!!!! Until he goes away.
shoo...skeedaddle...get away from the bomb shelter!

Always thinkin' they can just shovey us over and do what they want.


TwoSpecialWires said...

Well, Agatha. I wish I could be of more support. But, you see, it must be the weather. Why, you ask? 'Cause I'm finding myself dealing with similar behavior, in reverse. (This is Jakey talking.) Fergi is beginnin' to move into my territory. She even TOUCHED ME last night, as I lay peacefully on the floor.

Maybe we should do a trade. I promise I wouldn't invade your bomb shelter. Never once have I tried to go under a bed.

Considering the possibilities,
jake (and, okay, and Fergs)

Blue said...

We ladies need our private space - keep out Archie!

I've awards uou two sweet pups an award, do pop by & collect it.

Love, pats & pets

Toffee said...

Oh dear!
YOu are right! you HAVE to keep the boy out cause boyz are just STINKY!
(except for my dear, sweet Eric who smells like a beautiful rose year round, that is)

Fenway said...

Thank you for the congrats.

Now I think I shall demand some of those buffalo sticks...not that I'm getting a swelled head or anything. I'm simply hungry from all the spirited bitey-face!

Your pal,

Deetz said...

Oh Dear Agatha...what has become of your bomb still your heart....giggle giggle. Thank you for the laughter you have brought to my heart, even if at your bomb shelters expense.
We love you

tula monstah said...

strange.. cookies keep ending up on my doorstep. nom nom nom.. norwood huh.. i may have heard of him... oops fresh outta cookies again.. yeah, he may live down the street.. not sure.. maybe more cookies could jog my memory of course.

just saying..

Unknown said...

A team...
Frogs... dogs... what makes u think that would change my mind.. winkie wink. I seem to have developed a tic.. my eye won't stop winking. Must be from lack turkey/beef/pork blended by products... served by my frog friend kermie.... must get it quick

Joe Stains said...

DO NOT GIVE IN! If you let him in there Tanner is going to want my snuggle ball! AND all the Cuz. STAND FIRM MY FRIEND!!!

Dewey Dewster said...

Ah Agatha....

Don't ya tihnk it would be charitable ta let yer brother use yer bomb shelter once in awhile? Ya can always hire someone ta clean up after 'em.....Odoban is great ta eliminate smells.....if ya thought I was gonna side with GIRLS over BOYS....ya were dead wrong......fer sure....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Dewey Dewster here....

Koobuss said...

Oh no! Aggie, you gotta stand your ground! Do not let the boys into your precious bomb shelter. You know how they tend to take over. Just one day a week will turn into two, then three, etc. You know the rest. Besides, you worked so hard getting it the way you want it. Once they move in, it will never be the same.
Let Archie and his friends find their own place.

Good luck!

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Sophie Brador said...

Okay Ags, I'm confused. Are you both blocked out of the bomb shelter now? What gives?


P.S. New flat brother, coming soon ......