Thursday, January 29, 2009

We think PL2 has lost it.........

As you all know a few days ago it was PL2's birthday( thank you Lacie and thank everyone for their kind wishes Pl2 just told me to say) This is what happened....
It snowed
It rained
It all turned into ice and it was a MESS outside
She went out for a Chinese luncheon special

She got a cool gift from PL1 and almost broke it using it the first time
She emailed the Nutritionist because we have been having poop problems,with all these stupid supplements. and the nutritionist emailed her back and said she had too many questions in the email and would have to set up a phone appointment. A PHONE APPOINTMENT???ARE YOU KIDDING ME????????? AND HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD READY said the secretary She was the one to say that we should call her if this happens.......so PL2 is mad, but not as mad as when she calls to make the appointment and they say she can talk to her NEXT TUESDAY!!!! NEXT TUESDAY????? she shouted into the phone?????she went a little nuts( and we haven't gotten any supplements since then tee hee)
And she went to bed..........and at 2am A SNOW PLOW came to do our driveway.....ARCHIE .... BARK BARK BARK I SAID LET IT ALL OUT...so we did..........and then we stopped.....and PL1+2 started to go to sleep. and someone was crying...uh that would be me....I REALLY HAD TO GO..and she noticed that the reason Archie didn't have to go out was because he pooped EVERYWHERE and we were hearing HBO words that we have never even heard before ( and we have heard a lot from the Doofus and Joey) and she goes to bed.......
NEW DAY.......started out just as boring as yesterday......I ate( notice my baseball pictures?? I am just waiting for Pitchers and Catchers...........
(a sure sign spring is coming)


Archie ate( he has football pictures and wanted to put up Steelers pics but PL1 said he wouldn't let him but he certainly could root for them on Sunday)



We were soooo bored Archie offered to lick the whole floor so PL2 wouldn't have to clean it......




We ate 4000 of these cookies while doing our "training"......who knew you would get treats as good as this?? And such a charming name isn't it??


And PL2 said THAT IS IT we have to get out of here...We are all going stir crazy....lets go puppies and check out our Arboretum!!! We can try the Peters Hill side...YEAH!! We said and flew into the car........Here it is isn't it lovely????



There was great pee mail and we are sooo behind in everything..........

And then we looked up..............now remember, it is called Peters HILLLLLLLLLLL and saw this....

But mostly we saw this............A SOLID SHEET OF ICE EVERYWHERE AND IT IS A HILL


Well I said, lets pretend we are in Alaska...I will be the lookout( uhm PL2 started that HBO word thing again....)

Archie check this out...........




And then he thought he heard something the other way...........


Yes indeed he did alright..... Before I tell you what he heard let me just say that it took us about 25 minutes to get up that baby hill.....and what did Archie hear???????in this secluded lovely area where we were?
Yep a snow plow...it wasn't this big but that doesn't matter IT WAS A PLOW!!!! And PL2 didn't have any turkey or roast beef BECAUSE WHO THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A SNOW PLOW THERE!!!!!!!!! Well you can imagine what happened next........Arch and I wouldn't even touch the Charlie bears cookies PL2 had and we started to pull maybe just a little as it was right behind us and it had to pass us.........and don't forget it is really icy and the rest of the walk went to H*&^ in a handbasket.....Actualy we were not too too bad adn then we calmed down and it took us about 35 minutes to get bak up the hill.......Archie and I want to hibernate for the next two months...we have had WAY too much ice and snow...................As for PL2??? She is quietly off somewhere reading the new clicker book she got.....YEAH MORE FOOD!! WHAT DIET!!!!!

17 comments:

Cassie said...

Poor, poor Archie.Snowplows are like giant creatures moving the earth. I hope he isn't still shaking. Smooches from pooches,BabyRocketDog & Hootie

PS-Feb.1st is Baby's 2nd Birthday!!

the 4 Bs said...

OMD, you have been though such an ordeal, or maybe it's PL2 that has been through the ordeal. you just have to move to our neighborhood where you will never never never see a snow plow, no matter how much it snows. you will be safe forever, but mom says there is no pooping allowed in the house. we have dog doors and they are meant to be used for dogs to go outside and go potty outside, not in the house - ummmm archie, are you listening? but we know you are extremely stressed out, what with all of the food supplements and upset tummies and snow and ice and snow plows! just be nice to your PLs, okay? they are the ones in charge of your treats.

woofs.

Joe Stains said...

omdog, TUESDAY!? My Mom would have been very upset too. I sure wish Archie was allowed to hang up some Steeler's pics, we can always use more in the Steeler nation!! We are so bummed to hear there was another plow in the serenity of your usual walky park.

Faya said...

Your vet is a monster. How could he leave you like this ?
About snow and ice, we have the same weather here. More snow will arrive next week. I am dreaming of going to life with Noah and the girls in Australia. Do you come with me ?
Kisses, Faya

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, we can't even imagine an ice covered road, both of you, PL2 and a snow plow! Thank doG there were no injuries!
Our driveway look just like that road! When will this nasty ice ever go away?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Belated Happy Birthday to PL2!

So sorry you had Poop Problems and a Poopy Nutritionist!

What a cheek!

Your snow and ice looks lovely - I lurve the snow! My Jeannie hates it!

lotsaluv, Marvin xxxx

hope the snow plow worries get better soooooooooooon

Gus said...

Ahhhhh.... Experts. Pl2 should have made the nutritionist clean it all up! We hope you enjoyed the part of the walkies before the snow monster arrived.


gussie

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Oh no! We thought things would get better! I am tired of walking on sheets of ice. My mom walks like an old lady on it. I agree with Gus.. maybe archie can pay the nutritionist with poopy dollar bills.

I think PL2 needed a trip to Florida for the birthday present to get a break from this MA winter. Happy Belated Birthday. WE will send good thoughts your way.

Norwood

Emily said...

Archie! You are so adorable and precious! We hope the snow plow didn't scare you too badly! There isn't much snow where we live! We have never even seen a snow plow. -Emily, Hector and Lola

Toffee said...

I hope you two are feeling better now that your supplements have been stopped. You should send that nutritionist a bill for the honor of spending time with the famous Agatha and ARchie!!!!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh dear...we'd invite you dogs here but we have tons of ice and snow too...well, cept for today...Mumsie took ONLY STANLEY to the park today. (Daddy FINALLY dragged the Christmas tree to the basement and managed to bend some of the branches horribly as he pulled it out the front door...he was sittin' on the carpet in the basement using pliers to bend the busted brances back when old Stanny comes up and gives the tree a good hosin' down...just at the same time Scruffy goes and poops on the carpet...not pretty...I, however, behaved in a most admirable fashion...)so she rewards Stanny's tree waterin' by takin' HIM to the park and not us...somethin' bout too much ice and too many dogs. So it got up in the 40's today and Mumsie found out REALLY FAST that her boots are NOT waterproof....giggle...doesn't do to leave the Lacie at home....

CAN YA BELIEVE THOSE STEELERS??? Daddy was screamin' really loud HBO words and Stanny bout had a heart attack and came and SAT RIGHT ON MUMSIE'S BLADDER...(which was full...)

On that note...we'll bid ya goodnite...GO STEELERS!!!!!!

Love and kisses...laciegirl

Bae Bae said...

How nice of Archie to offer to lick the floor to clean it. hee

~ Bae

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

What an eventful night and day you had! It looks like you made up for it at the arboretum...okay, maybe it didn't make up for PL2's awful night, but it looks like you 2 doggies had a great day!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mango said...

This is unbearable. So many bad vibes at the A&A estate. I am starting to agree with Archie that those snowplows are out to get us. I mean, why would there be one in the Arbor Eat 'em.

Grrrr... I am mad at that nutritionist for giving your PL2 the cold shoulder. Isn't email an more precise way to communicate information? I think your PL2 knows more about doggies than that blasted nutritionist.

And the icey!!!! Will it never end?

Slobbers,
Mango

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Eep...the snow plow sounds really scary! Don't worry Archie...they will go away real soon. Hope the spring comes fast for you! Happy Belated Birthday to PL2 too!

Scottie

Stanley said...

Hey, pups!

That nutritionist sounds a little over the top ~ wanting you to wait how many days when you were already having the poo issue!?

GLad you guys got out and about even if it was a little icy! Sounds like after the middle of the night poofest you all deserved a chance to relax. Hope you got it after getting home from your Arboretum trip!

Goob love & smooches,
Stanley

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

just called by to see if PL2 had found it yet!