Friday, April 24, 2009

CAUGHT IN THE ACT by archie

Well some of you may remember my ahem,SUPPOSED adventures with a bag of fig newtons ,a bag of brown sugar and a peanut butter sandwich( note I did say SUPPOSED always innocent before proven guilty) Well the PLs went off to work...and we were left to adventures of our own. My sister was off blabbing on her new cell phone which she just got this week( I didn't get one) and who knows WHO she was talking too( although if I had to bet it would be either Lacie or Asta...and all they do is talk about the wedding) so I was a little bored.......Now let me just tell you that PL1 has some records that he is switching to CD's.......on the floor.....in the room that I kind of hang out in............

And uhhhhmmmmmmm,Pl1 sort of came home from work while I was ahhhhhhhh just ahhhhhhhh looking to see who was on this record....yeah that's it.......... and took this photographic evidence....I mean ....... video..... Oh hi PL......

Oh.......is this Italian?? ha ha hee hee


What they can't figure out is how I got the cover off and the record is still standing...........and nothing else is knocked over........(houdini never told either....)



Gulp.......... Agatha ...a little help here......




We will post all of lovely awards that we have recieved this weekend..unless we are grounded or something

32 comments:

Jake of Florida said...

Uh, Archie, if you want to join me when I get sold to a new family that doesn't care what I chew, I'm sure they'll take you in too.

After all -- "Life is merrier with a wire fox terrier - or two!!!"

Wirey love and admiring kudos for your outstanding chewing professionalism!!!

Just Harry

Gus said...

Oh, of course, if the record was in Italian, it took you longer to digest the information, right? Somehow I don't get a charge out of chewing "stuff" the way you and JH seem to. I'd much rather eat FOOOOOD!

gussie

Lucia said...

Ciao Arch!

[Hee hee giggle giggle] Um, si, Arch, that IS Italian! (He is from bella Lucca -- just like Puccini!!) I have the same question: how did you get the record out of the cover without moving the record!?!?! You, mio amico, are a wizard! In fact, I think I'll call you Arch the WireWizard from now on... Santa vacca, what a skill!

Please tell Agatha that I love the phone, too. Of course, I prefer to CHEW on it more than talk on it, but ... ah, non fa niente ...

Tanti baci!
Lucia

Niamh said...

Oh dear Archie. The camera doesn't lie. You do have impressive extraction and chewing skills.

Your friend,
Niamh

Joe Stains said...

I hope they are not trying to stifle your interest in music. I am sure it was a completely innocent attempt to broaden your cultural horizons. or something.

Asta said...

Archie
What fine taste you have in moosic..I think you did an excellent job of tasting into cultoowe.
....and ummm we don't just tak about the wedding..thewe's shoes, and clothes and Loooooove too
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Eric said...

Archie. Now I know you were looking for one of them old records. 76's or something.Thats how old they are I think. Had a picture of a wonder dog on. Nipper or something he was called.Looked suprisingly like you.Handsome. With a touch of the Houdinis.

Wiry wags, Eric xx

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Archie...

Oh my...Lacie looks down and flutters her long dark curly eyelashes furiously....

I always knew how cultured you were...and now you're digesting Italian...that's incredible...there's no way the PL's are gonna be mad about that...you were just doin' the WFT version of the Rosetta Stone program, weren't ya, Arch??? Ciao and that, huh???

Now Archie, Aggie and I don't spend the whole time talkin' bout the wedding...naaaaaaaaaaaa...we talk bout...oh never mind...you boyz wouldn't understand....

I may hafta sneak out this week to see ya...cuz of the groundin' u know...sigh...Mumsie has the stoopidest ideas of "proper behavior for a young lady"...

SCHEESCHSHHHHHH....

Love and kisses to my sweet cultured Arch...

Laciegirlie

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey how did you manage to get the cover off without knocking everything else over? You are to clever for woofs.
Mate, we cant imagine the cardboard tasting very good.

tailwags
Noah

Lorenza said...

Hi, Archie!
Hmmmm.... the evidence is pretty clear.
Thankfully the record is in one piece!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Kasha said...

I'm thinking about getting a "doggy" cam myself. I think it would be so interesting to see what my dog does while we are away. Of course there is always evidence as you have displayed, but one wonders how they get to that specific item. It is never their own doggy toys is it!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Fer sure!! Great job Archie. I think there's something in the air.hehe. My Grandma in PA told my mom that we'd still be in the kennel if we were her dogs. Sure glad we have nice hoomans, arren't you?! XOXO-Hootie & BRD

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Archie the wonder dog
Maybe you thought the album cover was filled with salami since it's italian.

I think unveiling your magic act in this way was genius. What's your next act?

Norwood

Faya said...

I am like Just Harry....my door is open if you want to come....
Or maybe you should do your best "who?me?noooooIloveyousomuch" face....
Kisses, Faya

Amber-Mae said...

What a naughty Archie. Luckily the record was not inside of it or else it would be crunchy!

Smoochies,
Solid Gold Dancer

Maggie and Mitch said...

Bummer! Mom has stacks of classical music records in the corner of the computer room and we've always wondered how vinyl tastes! We were hoping that you could tell us and keep us out of trouble! hehehe
You have excellent taste in music, Archie!

Sally said...

Humans are so confusing - there you are trying to broaden your horizons with classical music and they think this is a no-no! They get to keep the vinyl bit - what more do they want?

No pleasing some people sometimes...

Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy

Molly and Taffy said...

Archie

You are amazing.

Our theory is......... If PL1 is transferring his records to Cd's he needs help to take them out of the covers...yes?

Molly and Taffy

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

The cover walked off by itself, that why the record was still standing up. I admire your demolition skill, Archie!
I wish I was with you in the Boston marathon I'd make my mom carry me, hehe!
Thanks A&A for responding to my begging. Your visit, support and keeping your paws crossed for baby Axl means a lot to me, buddy!
Love you

Patience-please said...

You are a connessoooooooooor! Such most excellent taste!
O solo yoooou-ohhhhhhhh!

wags from the expanded waggle of whippets

Dewey Dewster said...

Oh dear Archie....

I must say that was an especially naughty deed ya did there but everyone should be happy that the record itself was not damaged at all......'n that's a miracle ta behold fer sure....

Dewey Dewster here....

Huskee and Hershey said...

Uh-oh Archie... Hope you won't get grounded for the crime!! Good thing though that it was only the cover and not the disc! (So how was it? Was it good??)

Mango said...

Clearly you just wanted to give that jacket a more custom look. By the way, what are those big vinyl disks for anyway?

Slobbers,
Mango

Stanislaw said...

Delicious! Did you dip some bread in olive oil before dining on your main course? No offense to the chef, but that meal looks a little dry...

TwoSpecialWires said...

Uh oh! Mom wouldn't let us watch the whole video. She was afraid we might pick up some new ideas... peer pressure... you know! We did hear her say, though, that you looked a tad bit guilty at the end of the video. You didn't, did you??

Do you bark in Italian now?

Try to be good,
Jake and Fergi

the 4 Bs said...

wow! Archie! we're glad to see that you are not staying out of trouble. that would be way toooo boring. those record albums are very old anyway. they should be in a museum, not taking up space in your house! right!

woofs.

BarneyandStormsDaleTails said...

WOW Archie, what amazing skills you have, to get the cover off without disturbing the records. Please can you give us some tips.
Woofs & Wags, Barney & Storm

Asta said...

Dawling Archie and Aggie my sweet, bootiful fwiends
Thank you fow youw cheewy wowds. I'm giving Mommi lots of tewwiew love and it seems to be wowking along wif all my fwiendses good vibes .
I hope you awe not melting like we awe in this heat. I wish I could climp thwought the pootew too and come play, maybe have aftewnon dwinkies in Aggie's bomb sheltew
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Kess And Her Mama said...

Phew...At least the record is still standing and not chewed up. Then you would really be in hot soup. If it helps, tell PL to count their blessings. It could have been worse. Benjy, my friend bit the wires in the undercarriage of his humans' car. Cost them close to $2,000 USD to repair. Ouch...

Sophie Brador said...

Arch, You are clearly the most masterful thumbless one ever!

xo
SB

P.S. Mom says she meant to run in that marathon, but forgot to train.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Uh, how did you do that?

We hope you still have a home?

Toffee said...

I think you thought it was some fancy Eye-talian cheese like Bococcini or something...