He's at it again and training

Remember the time my brother ate a bag of brown sugar?( the evidence was overwhelming).And remember the time he ate a bag of fig newtons(again the evidence was overwhelming only this time in a different way if ya know what I mean....) WELL HE IS AT IT AGAIN!!!!!!! And man is he sneaky!1(I must say he is rather good at this...) PL1 was on his way to work...He was going to have a long, long day and needed something quick to eat for lunch and a snack,and what is better in a pinch than PB AND J( that's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches) So he made two sandwiches,wrapped them in paper towels( PL2 might have used plastic wrap or foil but what the heck) added a few snacks and a banana and put them on the table (next to the 12,000 papers he had to grade) Of note....this is the same table that Archie once was caught standing on top of ,( I will admit I was egging him on) to get a food item in the middle of the table( to this day they are not 100% sure how he did it...If you would like to perform this trick just let us know....)But there was one thing...the PB and J sandwiches were not yet placed in the bag..........but NEXT to it.........( note in the following picture that there are no sandwiches.....)

Hoo hooo hee hee ha ha ha ha THIS was found in Archie's bed.............(if you watch CSI like I do you KNOW that they can get dental forensic evidence from this..........)

Now here is where it gets a little sticky( a little sticky get it??) PL2 found ME on top of my bomb shelter with this in my mouth ( actually with my jaws FIRMLY closed)Of note.... I WAS NOT QUICK ENOUGH TO GET THE SANDWICH.....( Archie got both off of the table and was nice enough to give me one.........BUT I GOT CAUGHT AND HE DIDN'T.....)AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO EAT THE STUPID THING........

PL 1 and 2 went over to him and said they knew it was him that ate it because he had peanut butter breath but that they knew I egged him on because they have caught us at it before............My thoughts on this??? DON"T LEAVE THE P B AND J IN PRIME STEALING POSITION...........In case you were wondering how my training is coming along here we are in training .Archie has been letting me use him as a body punching bag( it is to get toned up a little to get through the tunnel...) He rushed away because he heard his favorite cooking show come on the TV and he didn't want to miss it.....