Wednesday, December 3, 2008

HOW DARE SHE DO THIS AGAIN

We are back.....What with PL1 and his end of the semester papers, and PL2 working the holiday and PL1's Dad a wee bit sick we have been a little awol......but we had to share this event with you guys...... Archie called me into the bomb shelter for a quick tete a tete conference...because look at what he found..........

Nooooooooooooooooooo, not again...She gets it into her head that my I mean our toys get dirty......As Deetzy would say THAT IS CRAP.......We love them a little ripe if you know what I mean........AND SHE MOVED THE BOMB SHELTER......she did this once before and I thought I had protested enough to get my message through.... obviously not.........

DO THEY LOOK DIRTY???NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO My skunk is in pristine condition.....

Does that football and egg kid look dirty??? My Montreal Canadiens chew toy???NOOOOOO

This is one toy she didn't find... big deal we hardly ever play with it........


I told Archie to fly out to the living room and guard some toys that we have out there.....He could only guard one...hmmmph that is his chicken........SHE GOT ALL MY TOYS
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NOOOOOOOOOO..LOOK AT THEM....................................................................................




I am sick over this......But what could I do?? I can't reach up there...I need some of my taller friends to help with this one...........



I only have one choice..........


to wait it out.................



Do you have any idea how long it is going to take me to rearrange my I mean our toys?? They wer just right......












23 comments:

Eric said...

Twinny!!! Yikes!! This is an emergency! Climb up on Archies shoulders and haul them stuffies out..that egg kid might not be even know ho to swim let alone hold his breath under water....what a worry.

Wags Eric xxxx

Gus said...

OhhhhhNooooooo!

What a tragedy! What an abomination! What a wonder that your toys have survived long enough to get washed! Muzzer stands in AWE

gussie
(kill them all before they become hostages to the machine!)

Faya said...

Oh non quelle horreur ! I cannot watch this. It is so terrible. I feel very sad foy your toys....
Kisses, Faya

Lacy said...

w00f's A and A, me hearded daddy tell mama m=y toys needed washed too..me iz gonna hide all of them, wish me luck..me missed u 2..

b safe,
~rocky~

Brownie said...

Uh Oh, I think the stuffies will vomit with all those whirlies....

Sophie Brador said...

Oh Ags, My mom washes my toys all the time. Right now, a bunch of my toys are in the dryer. I don't get it, but it seems to make her happy, so I put up with it.

So listen, my mom and I have to move to the US because our Governor General just did a really stupid thing and allowed our crappy PM to still be our crappy PM. Canada is not a good place to run away to anymore, so we're running away to you. Know anyone can mom can marry so that we can stay there forever?

xo
SB

Petey said...

Eww, plus they're gonna taste like flowers and spring breezes and rainbows, instead of like dog spit, a bit of dog food and the faintest hint of poo. Man, Aggie, it's gonna take you weeks to marinade those toys again. That's why I keep mine in rotation, so Mommy can't get all of them at once.

So sad...

Your pal,

Petey

Lorenza said...

Hi, Agatha and Archie!
I'd really like to help you but... hmmmm... you know I am one of your shortest friends!
I hope everything goes back to normal soon!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OMD,,,SHE TRIED TO DROWN UR TOYS??? Isn't that illegal? Isn't there a 1-800 STOPTOYABUSE number??? Aggie...this is a desperate situation.

If the three of us pile on top of one another, I'm sure I can reach ur stuffies...I just hope I don't fall in...yeesch...

Um Aggie...did you say that PL2 cleaned ur Versace? We were supposed to leave them at the Pru...I mean MJ, Maggie and I left ours...shredded, but we left them. No WONDER they chased us through there...I chewed through that one steel beam and the main part of the building collasped, but I didn't think it'd still be closed...hmmm....that 'splains a lot!

Do you think I could um BORROW ur dress this month??? Sweet!!!!!

Love, Lacie

Rudy said...

Oh no, now Mom is thinking of doing the SAME THING to OUR toys..
Oh the horror of it all. You know how hard we dogs work to get all those nice smells embedded in our toys just right? I can't even think right now.

Hey, you're in Boston. One of my Bedly buddies was on WBZ today in a piece on the big dog show! It's on their website if you look at their video archives. Yea Titus!

Love,
Rudy

Joe Stains said...

This makes me want to cry, look at those toys so sad and clean in the giant spinning cleaning death drum. omdog.

Bae Bae said...

Aw... Please help those stuffies...

~ Bae

Stanley said...

Agatha!

You and ArchMan are in for a long struggle, but I know you're up to it. Like Petey said, even though your toys will smell like a spring day for a little while, I'll bet you get them marinaded in Agatha and Archie juices soon enough.

Sounds to me like your mama is a bit of a freak, but then again, ALL hoomans are in some way.

Goob love & sympathy,
Stanley

Amber-Mae said...

Oh my gosh! Your bomb shelter was filled with decaying toys!!! I guess they really needed a wash but they will no longer smell right. They will smell really weird...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

the 4 Bs said...

hi A&A, oh no. now your toys are gonna smell all funny too. this is dog abuse. your bomb shelter is not safe from your PL. this calls for some kind of action, but we don't know what to do. we hope you can get them all safe and smelly back into your bomb shelter soon.

woofs.

K27Blogs said...

Oh No! That is AWFUL! Why don't people understand how long it takes us dogs to get things to the perfect smell?!?! It would be like us going potty on their freshly washed laundry!
-Tibby
www.tibbytales.blogspot.com

Kess And Her Mama said...

What's with the human obsession with laundry??? Hope you were able to salvage your toys and place back to your bomb shelter, just the way you like it!

Dewey Dewster said...

Geez....Gram does that ta our toys sometimes too.....can't they understand we like 'em all stiff 'n full of saliva....they smell super that way.....as soon as ya get 'em back....slobber 'em back up again....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We feel your pain! Our toys get washed waaaaaay too often! All 3 of us sit in front of the dryer waiting on them to be freed. Then we grab them, one at a time, and take them to the living room. Not to the toy pile...just wherever they end up!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

William Tell said...

Don't you just hate drowned stuffies? Unless their drowned in our own spit, which it totally different somehow.

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Hero said...

That is terrible, but the worst part is that now my mom is inspired to do the same to my toys! What is up with hoomans and their need to torture our stuffies?

Toffee said...

You are so blessed to have all of those stuffies! And they even look like they are still stuffed!

mom wants to know if you use a special detergent when you wash the toys?

Balboa & Mommy said...

Oh the trauma!!!!! How could your mom hurt your toys like that??? How evil!

I better not let my mommy see this ir she might get some ideas!

Frenchie Snorts
Balboa